Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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