i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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