In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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