This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
then he tried to convert me to islam
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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