but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
And then he peed in my hair
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