gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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