Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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