That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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