clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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