We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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