I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I know her cup size but not her name....
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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