Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
so that wasnt chicken after all
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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