Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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