Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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