what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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