So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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