CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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