the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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