i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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