it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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