People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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