My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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