I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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