You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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