I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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