we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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