im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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