she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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