I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I just googled if crying burns calories
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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