its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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