it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Randomize
