well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
