you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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