It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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