Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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