O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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