Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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