you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Randomize
