that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I am one with the molecules
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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