wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
