i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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