The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Woke up backwards on a recliner
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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