i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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