Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
You are a genius and a whore.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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