8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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