its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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