return my video game
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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