Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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