butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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