He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
